The time is evening, after supper. A lovely young pregnant wife, and her slightly older husband are reclining on the couch.
Wife: BURP, excuse me.
Husband: Wow, nice.
Wife: You know, I have a lot more "bodily functions" since I got knocked up.
Husband: Well, you are pregnant with my child.
Wife: That makes sense.
In that case, you better make sure that girl isn't trying to drink a beer instead of milk on a daily basis.
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