My baybee! Yes, my baybee can read AND write. And hold her head up astonishingly well. You should be jealous. Today she writes her very first letter to Santa.
Dear Santa-
Hey! What's up? Not much here. Just got done with a bottle and I figured I'd write you a letter before I either a) go to sleep or b) make a little poopy before I holler for mama to come change me and then while she's changing me make more poopy. Hahaha, I love that game!
NE ways, I have been very good this year. I know I've only been around here for a couple of weeks, but everyone I meet remarks about my hair and my good behavior. So, in exchange for my stellar behavior, the following gifts are requested:
1. A pony: I'm getting a head start on mama here, hopefully I'll get one soon!
2. A wrap: I LOVE spending tummy time on mama and daddy's chests, they love being able to put groceries in the buggy, not my car seat.
3. More fleece-footed sleepers: This is mostly for daddy, who thinks I am cold all the time.
4. Mama to get a new job. Again, this is mostly for daddy.
5. Books and magazines. I love it when mama reads to me. I particularly love celebrity gossip.
6. Blankies, so mama can spend more time with me, less time with the laundry.
I think that about sums it up. As you can see, my needs are fairly simple and I am frequently thinking of others when requesting gifts.
I look forward to seeing what you have brought me. In exchange for these gifts, please accept the store-bought Christmas cookies that mama bought, she's too tired to make cookies this year, she says. On the plus side, the milk is organic.
Loves,
A
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